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BADASS!!!

I just learned that Adam West sang a song called "Miranda" (as Batman) in the '60's. 


I gotta find this shit!! Check out the campy lyrics.

Narrator: Will tonight be the night that Bruce reveals himself to...
THE MAGNIFICENT MIRANDA?

"Bruce:"
I never met a girl like you before, Miranda. (Miranda)
And I'd do anything for you if you'd just ask. (Miranda)
Spoken:
Ask me to do ANYTHING for you, Miranda.
Sung:
But please don't ask me to remove my mask!
Spoken:
It's against the code of heroes.
But you know how much I love you, darling. So . . . come into my cape?

Boy Genius, what are you doing here?

"Boy Genius:"
Bruce! Come right away! There's a job to be done!
A giant octopus has run amok in Washington!

"Bruce:"
Hm. Boy Genius, this is one time you'll have to go it alone.
Sung:
Would you like to see me make my muscles dance, Miranda? (Miranda)
For someone powerful as me, It's no big task. (Miranda)
Spoken:
Ask me to do ANYTHING for you, Miranda.
Sung:
But please don't ask me to remove my mask!
Spoken:
It's attached to my special super thermal b-nuclear long underwear.
But don't think I've forgotten my promise.
Tonight, I'm going to kiss you . . . mmhm . . . *groan*

"Boy Genius:"
Bruce! Something terrible has happened!
Mister AC/DC, the Electric Brain has threatened to turn off the electric current all over the . . . (Silence)
See what I mean?

"Bruce:"
Holy Sherlock Holmes, Boy Genius! You're becoming a real stick-in-the-mud!
You'd better zoom-zoom right out of here!
Sung:
Oh, I can see the hurt look on your face, Miranda. (Miranda)
So I'm gonna do the little thing you ask. (Miranda)
Spoken:
Come take a peek, a teeny weeny peek, Miranda.
Sung:
Get ready now while I remove my mask!
Spoken:
There, darling. What do you think?

"Miranda:"
Oh, please. Put it back.

"Bruce:"
DRAT!
Sung:
I never met a girl like you before, Miranda. (Miranda)
And I'd do anything for you if you'd just ask. (Miranda)
(Fades out)
 

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