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I was at the gym after work yesterday afternoon and one of the things I've always dreaded actually happened. After working out I took a shower and when I went back to the locker I must have flubbed up the code I always use when I locked it.  I tried my code over and over but it was having none of it, and actually froze itself for a while (like how computer passwords cut you off when you fuck it up too many times). So there I was stranded with nothing but a towel and all my stuff trapped in a locker. It being a holiday week there weren't very many people around and there weren't any trainers in the locker room. I couldn't go out in the lobby to fetch a female attendant. That was out of the question. Not only did I not want to go out in front of all the gym patrons in my towel but I mead the lobby is all glass windows to third avenue. No thank you. For a brief moment I thought I was in the middle of one of those elaborate "getting caught naked in a public place" nightmares. Luckily I got a nice woman on her way out to get someone for me. Once it was open I was able to take a deep breath and go "Well there's that fear realized and I suppose concurred."  

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dan10things
Dec. 23rd, 2009 07:38 pm (UTC)
This sounds like the beginning of an awesome porn movie up until the woman helps you out :)
pandapropaganda
Dec. 23rd, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
It writes itself, really.
dan10things
Dec. 23rd, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
See, if your academic writing career doesn't pan out, you always have the option of making big bucks writing porn movie scripts or erotic novels.
pandapropaganda
Dec. 23rd, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
ha ha, Perhaps I should get my list of words for male genitals started now, just in case.
jadens_world
Dec. 24th, 2009 02:45 am (UTC)
We're you high? Was "Funky Town" running through your head?
pandapropaganda
Dec. 25th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
ha ha ha. i didn't even think about that one. :P
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