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  • I don't know what it is about this time in my life right now but i'm more fun than i used to be. For example, when I was a kid, even a teenager, I've always been afraid to slide down stair railings. I don't know why I just invisioned myself falling on my ass...but now...it's like I just discovered it. There's one in the stairwell to the office at my work and one day I had the urge...now unless there's someone in the stairwell next to me, I always slide down the railing. It depends on what pants I'm wearing how fast I go, but it's so much fun! I've really been missing out my whole life. I'm making up for lost slidy time.
  • What's up with small yappy dogs these days? I can't get away from little rat-like dogs in stupid little sweaters. It's really disgusting. I know I'm more of a cat person than a dog person but I like medium or average sized dogs, these little dogs just have to go. And I just want to say, for the record, to all those people whose little dog come running up to me in volunteer park while I'm on my walk I know I look up and smile, it's not becasue I think you're shitty little dog is cute, I'm only smiling becasue I'm visualising punting the little fucker across the park if it gets too close. So it's very hilarious to me that you smile back and think I aprove of your pathetic excuse for a pet. Have a nice day.
  • I don't really have a third point, but being slightly OCD the bullets don't seem worth it w/out a thrid point. So yeah. Hello.



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Jan. 24th, 2007 06:44 am (UTC)
Broken bones, teeth, and head
You should try climbing trees next, or jumping off of things (like trees for instance) for no good reason.

The other day I saw a dog that my cat would have gladly eaten try to start shit with a tiger-stripe pitbull/rottweiller mix. It was pretty funny... would have been more funny if the the pitbull/rott mix had eaten the little dog, but like most big dogs it kept its cool admirably.
Jan. 24th, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Broken bones, teeth, and head
it's pretty funny when i see little yappy type dogs star shit with big dogs and you're right the big dogs are usually cool and nonchalaunt. Why not, it's not like the little dogs even threaten them. They probably figure, "dude, I'm just not gonna waste my time with you, seriously."
Jan. 24th, 2007 08:14 am (UTC)
only thing better than three? twenty seven
Jan. 25th, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC)
man I don't know if I have 27 points of randomness in me :)
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Jan. 25th, 2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
oh yeay! I'm so glad you're feeling better. I think and April fools day wedding sounds AWESOME! Think of all the themes and fun stuff you could do at the reception. Also if, god forbid, you need to get an annulment you could go to court and just say "dude, april fools."

he he he

I still need to get that recipe... I need to remind myself somehow.
Jan. 26th, 2007 04:36 am (UTC)
It should be a law.
Any dog smaller than something that could potentially come out of my (or a normal sized dogs) ass should be outlawed.

That's what I think.

The Asshole :)
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