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Mar. 14th, 2007

Reposted from


 thought it was pretty damn funny.

Steak & a blowjob

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

1. How old will you be in five years?
I'll be 29

2. Do you think you will be married by then?
not planning on it

3. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Holiday in SF with Oni, Weekend in PDX with the girls, the next game night

4. Who was the last person you called?

5. Who was the last person to call you?

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
depends on who I need to get in contact with and what I have to say, if it's brief plan making, especially while at work or in a loud pub, texts are worth the expense

8. What were you doing at 12am last night?
falling asleep

9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?

10. When is the last time you saw your mom?
Sunday evening

12. How many states have you lived in?

13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
Four: Arvada Co, Ft. Collins Co, Mountlake Terrace, WA & Seattle, WA

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
socks preferably fuzzy

15. Are you a social person?
I'm becoming increasingly social..I need to recluse myself a bit more

16. What was the last thing you ate?
bananna bread

17. What is your favorite ice cream?
Phish food

18. What is your favorite dessert?
spice cake

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
ummm none because PB&J require penut butter which I absolutely hate. 

21. Do you like coffee?
I live for coffee.

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
not enough, perhaps one, more if I'm hungover

23. What do you drink in the morning?
coffee and perhaps a small glass of milk

24. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Sleeping with someone else is nice but I really really love my bed which is very tight to share and I love being able to spread out and toss and turn all I want

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
If there is such a thing, outside, so I can go pee w/out waking soneone up

26. Do you know how to play poker?

27. Do you like to cuddle?
it's loverly

28. Have you ever been to Canada?
long ago

29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I've been eating out a lot lately but I eat at home too

30. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
yes I do, Keight (word up)

31. Do you want kids?

33. ever gotten stitches?

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool.
hmmmm ocean I think

36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?

37. Do you know how to drive stick shift?
hell I don't even know how to drive!

38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?

39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
not anymore though I wear my panda necklace every other day or so 

40. What is your favorite TV show?
House, Simpsone, No Reservations (aka Anthoy Bourdain)

41. Who do you love?
my family & my friends

42. Who is the funniest person you know?
man, I don't have un-funny friends...as a rule

43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Freddy is always on my bed, even as the ocasional foot rest. I've had him since I was four. That's a 20 year old bear.

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"Beat on the Brat" The ramones

45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Not from when I was little but from as far back as high school

46. What color are your bedroom walls?

47. Do you turn off the water when you brush your teeth?
yes conserve water, bitches!

48. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
open, usually there's too much crap inside for me to close them, if it's closed and clean ten that work out too

49. Would you rather be attacked by a Lion or a Bear?
which is more funny?

50. Do you flirt a lot?
not really maybe a little I don't know

51. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
katchup or bbq sause, though I don't usually eat those things

52. What is your favorite food?

53. Can you change the oil on a car?
i've never but I bet with some insturction i could figure it out

54. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

55. Do you dance in the car?
how the hell does that work?


1. Is your default picture your natural hair color?
No my default pic is a painting...but my hair is not my natural color anyway

2. Where was your default pic taken?
well I saw the painting at the pompidu in paris.

3. What's your middle name?

4. Your current relationship status?

5. Honestly, does your crush(s) like you back?
See, how would I know this?

6. What is your current mood?
All right. I'm a little hungry and looking forward to hummus.

7. What color shirt are you wearing?

8. What makes you happy, honestly?

9. Are you musically inclined?
a little bit

10. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day-
i suppose a cat. I love cats and I'd get to lounge around

11. Ever had a near death experience?
i almost drowned once when I was 4

12. Something you do a lot

13. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Chick Habbit by April march

14. Who did you copy and paste this survey from?
Molly on MySpace

15. Name someone with the same b-day as you?

16. When was the last time you cried?
possibly this weekend. it's kinda a blur

17. If you could have one super power what would it be?
to teleport whereever, whenever

18. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
sense of humor

19. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
iced quad grande no whip mocha

20. Whats your biggest secret?
like I'm gonna tell it on line

21. What's your favorite color?
Pink? Blue? Black? I dont know anymore

22. When was the last time you lied?
I don't know

23. Do you watch kiddy tv shows or movies?

24. Do you have a best friend?
Not as such as I've abandoned that terminology. I've got my 3 girls though and I love them lots!

25. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
to not get so chatty when I'm trashed

26. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
nothing :(

27. Do you speak any other language?
Je Parle Francais

28. What's your favorite scent?
fresh ground coffee



( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Mar. 14th, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
sorry March 14 is already Pi day for me.
Mar. 15th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
So steak and a blowjob for him and

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for you.
Mar. 15th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)

it's a pi pie! That is AWESOME!!
Mar. 18th, 2007 02:48 am (UTC)
ooo! awesome hahahah :D
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