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WAKE UP!

So here’s a little something you might not know about Mir. Every morning when my alarm goes off—well, actually about an hour after my alarm goes off as I snooze for an hour—I bargin with myself to get my ass out of bed. I remind myself that, if I get out of bed, there lies the promise of coffee, breakfast, that boy I have a crush on at work and the internet all ahead of me in my day. Today thus far, all (except my breakfast, for I finally had milk in the fridge for my Special K) were a disappointment to me and I should have just stayed in bed. My coffee was delicious but alas I am still re-fucking-cockulously tired. The boy I have crush on told me I should go get coffee and when I told him I already had a quad mocha his response was “and you still look like that?” oh burn. I am having a bad hair day and I’m slightly hungover and just generally tired. Weekends should be three days long. New rule.
 
Not to self: personal goal- conquer planet earth and establish three day weekend and perhaps and siesta time.
 
Weekend update, featuring Eddie Izzard show review coming soon....soon as I wake the fuck up.

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