-Forrage could rhyme with orange
-only if your anti-aircraft missiles are pointed in the right dirrection
-...WHAT?
From a Conferasation with mon pere (who apparently was talking in his sleep)


Also--
why are escelators call escelators when they're going down? Shouldn't they be called de-escelators decendilators. Same with elevators, they don't walys go up, you know.